Borat Mankini Swimsuit Costume Suspender Thong Green
Price : $17.99
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Product Description
Borat Suspender Thong. One Size Fits All. Neon Green. Officially Licensed
Customer Reviews
Review date : 2008-07-28 
I buy this suit after wife not like speedosuit. She say it make my crum look like raisin bag in sun 100 rotation after Passovers. Now with mankini I march in village with style and crum now make look like triumphant sack raquetballs. Also easy access when make sexytime in wizard sleeve. It’s nice! I like! Next Amazons purchase is new Newton’s Apple calculator and digital listmaker. Then get job for makings lists. Chenqui!
Review date : 2008-07-27
I’d been looking all over for a bathing suit for the beach to go with my neon Lime Green Crocs. Perfect match! My wife loves it, and all my friends are green with enjoy.
Oh, you should make kids sizes. My 4-year-old son wants a mankini to go with his Crocs, too. Keep up the good work!
Review date : 2008-07-27
I had a couple of problems at first. To begin with I ordered the wrong size. Major headache. You don’t want one that’s a size or two "too large" as they tend to ball up between your legs, just below your junk. Makes walking hard. When I finally got the right size I was much, much happier. Well at least after I figured out which was the front. I put it on backwards at first and it felt, well, not right. At least not as right as it should. Anyway a friend of my Grandma’s pointed out the fact that it was backwards. I owe you one, Ms. Fritsche.
After my initial difficulties in acquiring the right size and determing the proper way to wear it, I was off to greet the world in my new Mankini. Let me tell you, it is one heckuva way to greet the workday! Walking out to a cool, crisp morning in my mankini is refreshing. I can feel the wind course through my chest hair. I can feel the security of my manhood protected and comforted in the nice, soft material. It makes me feel both aroused and empowered, as if I were the King and Ruler of some very erotic country where men are men and women are never left alone for long periods of time unattended.
This product is truly magnificent. I am both supported in critical areas and yet left unencumbered by excess fabric. I can pair the mankini with a pullover sweater and some flip flops for a causual, beachy look that fits in almost anywhere - from the office to the PTO meeting.
I do have one complaint: when worn for prolonged periods of time the area supporting my behind tends to "ride up" a bit and wedge itself into my nether regions. While I don’t really mind this, per se, I hope it doesn’t pose any long-term hygiene related issues. Does this green color dye cause cancer? Anyone? Little help would be appreciated…
Review date : 2008-07-04 
I wear this over my Man bra, looks good together, it’s the perfect combo.
That way it’s less revealing. But I still feel like a real Man.
Just imagine if we had a Borat World Holiday, have everyone wear it the same day, once a year, then the losers who would wear regular clothes would become the freaks.
Too bad they don’t make it in Gay Pride colors.
They should have used these as the uniforms in the movie "Dodge Ball" for Globo Gym. This stuff is were the future is at.
Review date : 2008-07-04 
I needed a swim suit for the company party at the beach, but it is hard to find one because I weigh 400lbs and most swim suits are for thinner people. I wore this to the company party and it was definitely an eye-catcher. Until the straps for the shoulders broke. That’s why I’m only giving this 2 stars. Shortly after the party I lost my job.
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